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Bill Lord, Actor • Narrator

bill@NothingRhymesWithOrange.studio

(703) 347-3635

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Storytelling With
The Human Touch

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Bill Lord
Actor • Narrator

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Radio personality. Retail store manager. Tech writer.

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Boat captain. BBQ pitmaster. Cat dad.

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Every role I've played in life shows up in every character I voice.

FROM THE BOOTH

Narrators tell stories.
This one is mine.

Key Credentials and Highlights
  • Audiobook Coach, Edge Studio NYC

  • Earphones Award Winner, Jimmy Dean's Last Dance by AK Alliss

  • 2-time presenter, Scott Brick and Johnny Hellers' Audiobook Biz Workshop Series

  • Co-Executive Producer and Co-Host of the YouTube show MISHEGOSS! 

  • 20+ years as a professional wiseguy on rock and pop radio

  • 5 years as a Technical Writer turning government technobabble into plain English

  • 10 years keeping America rolling as a Goodyear retail unit manager

Hobbies and Interests
  • 🎸 Guitar player and singer/songwriter

  • ⛴️  Experienced pontoon boat captain

  • ​🍅  Garden tomato, pepper, and herb farmer

  • 🐱  Cat Dad - Maine Coon kitten and shelter buddy inbound

  • ​🍸  Master of Martinis, Manhattans, and Midnight Bourbon Musings

  • ​🥓  BBQ Pitmaster who lovingly crafts three types of artisanal bacon

THE PROCESS

Voices crafted.
Stories captured.

The soul of this operation? The Audio-Technica AT4047/SV, a microphone so silky it practically convinces your vowels to volunteer. Paired with the Rodecaster Pro II's Revolution™ preamps and 32-bit float recording, this unconventional chain for audiobook production is designed with one thing in mind: the listener. While most studios chase warmth through vintage iron, we chase transparency, and the difference is in each word you hear.
 

Every syllable is monitored through KRK ROKIT RP5 G4 bi-amped monitors, because missing it in the room means chasing it in post. And denial doesn't master well.

All of this lives inside a 4' x 6' WhisperRoom lined with ATS acoustic panels including a 4-foot bass trap, Auralex LENRDs, and additional foam treatment positioned with enough care to make an acoustician nod slowly in approval. And with Studio One Professional at the heart of the workflow, the sessions run as smooth as Coltrane in an orange velvet smoking jacket.

Presiding over all of this is an antique Pinocchio from Venice, a constant reminder that the best storytelling is built on honoring an author's truth, told by authentic characters.

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Gimme a question

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Mystery/Thriller
SciFi/LitRpg
Fantasy
Romance
Memoir
Non Fiction

THE REEL

A cinematographer's eye. A narrator's voice. Every word lived.

THE CALL BACK

Let's start the conversation.

 If something you heard made you lean in, let's start a conversation. 

Reach out to talk timelines, auditions, or the perfect voice for your next story.

Your next storyteller is one dial away.
(703) 347-3635

The story doesn't have to end here.

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  • TikTok

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