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Storytelling With The Human Touch

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Go ahead.
Push my button!

Bill Lord
Actor • Narrator

THE REEL

A cinematographer's eye.  A narrator's voice.  Every word lived.

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BEHIND THE VOICE

Narrators tell stories. This is mine.

Other Passions and Minor Obsessions

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🎸 Guitar player and singer/songwriter

 

⛴️  Experienced pontoon boat captain

🐝 Pollinator Garden Designer

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🍅  Garden tomato, pepper, and herb farmer

 

🐱  Cat Dad with two shelter kittens inbound

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🍸  Master of Martinis, Manhattans, and Midnight Bourbon Musings

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🥓  BBQ Pitmaster who lovingly crafts three types of artisanal bacon

Experience Behind Every Word

• Audiobook Coach, Edge Studio NYC
• Earphones Award Winner, Jimmy Dean's Last Dance by AK Alliss
• 2-time presenter, Scott Brick's and Johnny Heller's Audiobook Biz Workshop
• Co-executive producer and Co-host of the YouTube show, Mishegoss!
• 20 years as a professional wiseguy on rock and pop radio
• 5 years as a Technical Writer turning government technobabble into plain English
• 10 years keeping America rolling as a Goodyear retail unit manager

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INSIDE THE BOOTH

Voices crafted. Stories captured.

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Watching over every project is an antique Pinocchio from Venice, a constant reminder that the best storytelling is built on honoring an author's truth, told by authentic characters.

The soul of this operation? The Audio-Technica AT4047/SV, a microphone so silky it practically convinces your vowels to volunteer. Paired with the Rodecaster Pro II's Revolution™ preamps and 32-bit float recording, this unconventional chain for audiobook production is designed with one thing in mind: the listener. While most studios chase warmth through vintage iron, we chase transparency, and the difference is in each word you hear.
 

Every syllable is monitored through KRK ROKIT RP5 G4 bi-amped monitors, because missing it in the room means chasing it in post. And denial doesn't master well.

All of this lives inside a 4' x 6' WhisperRoom lined with ATS acoustic panels including a 4-foot bass trap, Auralex LENRDs, and additional foam treatment positioned with enough care to make an acoustician nod slowly in approval. And with Studio One Professional at the heart of the workflow, the sessions run as smoothly as Coltrane playing sax in an orange velvet smoking jacket.

THE CALL BACK

 If something you heard made you lean in, let's start a conversation. 

Reach out to talk timelines, auditions, or the perfect voice for your next story.

Let's tell a story together

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